Dean Is On Fire

Defining Asians.

Posted on | May 7, 2008 | No Comments

I found this online. Loving this stereotype. I can safely say that I’m only part Asian because I fulfilled #2, #6, and #8. 3 out of 8 only makes me 37% Asian. Damn.

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A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:

  1. straight A’s
  2. strict parents
  3. good at Math and Science
  4. superb SAT and ACT scores
  5. Ivy League college oriented
  6. some can break dance and rap
  7. good at video games
  8. generally dominates at anything they set out to do

also, asians are considered nerds, but more of a cool-nerd type.

asian 1: hey, i got 2320 on my SAT!
asian 2: i got 2350!
asian 1: damn!

asian 3: fuck! i got an A- in english. shit, my parents are gonna kill me.

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